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The Party Pooper’s Christmas Carol

In what has become a tradition cheesier than a vintage Stilton, NHS Digital (UK) shows you that the festive season can have its perils…

 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

 

Fa la la la la la la la la!

436 admissions to hospital in 2015/16 were caused by “contact with plant thorns, spines and sharp leaves”

 

 

 

‘Tis the season to be jolly

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Jolly is good, but tears are important, too.  In 2015/16, 12,333 admissions to hospital included operations on the lacrimal apparatus, which controls the ability to produce tears.

 

Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel

Fa la la la la la la la la

Ah, alcohol!  Contributing to over a million hospital admissions in 2014/15

 

Troul the ancient Yuletide carol

Fa la la la la la la la la

Laryngitis – 1,084 hospital admissions in 2015/16, up from 882 in 2014/15.

 

 

 

See the flowing bowl before us

Fa la la la la la la la la

In 2015/16 there were 12,672 hospital admissions for food poisoning.

 

Strike the harp and join the chorus

Fa la la la la la la la la

Don’t strike that harp too hard – 20,300 admissions to hospital in 2015/16 were caused by “striking against or struck by objects”

 

Follow me in merry measure

Fa la la la la la la la la

Talking of measures….the National Child Measurement programme shows nearly one in five children in the last year of primary school are obese

 

While I sing of Christmas pleasure

Fa la la la la la la la la

Remember, in 2015/16 12,523 hospital admissions were caused by overexertion. Relaaax….

 

 

 

Fast away the old year passes

Fa la la la la la la la la

In 2015, 132,100 members of staff left the NHS. But 155,530 people joined – a net gain of 23,430.

 

Hail the new, ye lads and lasses

Fa la la la la la la la la

There were 648,107 deliveries (babies, not goods) in NHS hospitals during 2015/16 - an increase of 1.8 per cent from 2014/15

 

Laughing, quaffing all together

Fa la la la la la la la la

Nearly 29 million people in Great Britain report drinking alcohol in the previous week – 58% of the population

 

Heedless of the wind and weather

Fa la la la la la la la la!

Falls on the same level involving ice and snow caused 1,153 admissions to hospital in 2015/16

 

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